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Many unusual birds came to greet him. Some stayed to chirp and chat, but others left quite quickly. I imagine this was in large part due to my precarious strectching regimen. After some time Mr. Hubbard began to sing the walloping kookoo’padoo song and the mighty walrus bird quickly appeared. She was an odd pear shaped bird, but had the must beautiful mane of hair flowing from her undercarriage. As her wings flapped the walrus bird wiggled its elongated nose, tilted her head back and warbled “sharumph – sharumph – shoom”.

“Wow. That’s great! But what does that mean” I asked. “Oh nothing. She is just embarrassed. She normally does that when meeting someone new.” Mr. Hubbard then turned to me and said “I have something even more special to show you. Do you like the carpet bird?” Slightly confused I replied “Well, I don’t think I know what that is. Are you playing scoopy with me Mr. Hubbard?”

“No sir. I would not do that. You see the carpet bird is the largest and most magnificent of the miniature birds. It is approximately the size of three goolong balls.” Mr. Hubbard then performed the most astonishing feat. A myriad carpet birds fell from the sky as if they were ash falling from a volcanic explosion.