#8

Yes, Laszlo's initial thought was that he would smear Joey with the dogshit. That would be the simple way to end this game. Joey would bark like a crazed dog and the brothers would howl along with him; but then they would let him go and perhaps Laszlo would no longer be Joey's "girlfriend."

So, with that in mind, Laszlo extended the handful of crap towards Joey's chest.

"Rub it in his stupid face!" Erogenous yelled.

Laszlo paused but then slowly raised his hand so that it was just under Joey's nose. Now Joey was staring down cross-eyed at the smelly fist.

Erongenous was hopping up and down with excitement as Joey began to mumble. The boys pulled in closer to hear him speak.

"Uhhh....n-n-no...." began Joey, "...n-n-not hungry now..."

The boys exploded with laughter. "He thinks your gonna feed it to him, Laszlo! Make him eat it! Make him eat it!" they yelled.

Laszlo returned his eyes to Joey who met his gaze with a doleful stare. It caught Laszlo by surprise and he retracted his fist.

Joey's mouth was still quivering as if he hadn't finished his sentence; the boys became silent again in anticipation.

Joey then looked up with a pathetic face and began to meow in soft but agonizing voice.

The boys again broke out in laughter. They chanted: "Put some the shit on the kitty..." and so forth.

But Laszlo couldn't do it. He shook his head and turned back towards the door.

"What's wrong," Erogenous sneared, "you don't want to rub dogshit on your future wife?"

"No, this is stupid," Laszlo responded.

"Leave then," yelled Erogenous, who now had his hands behind his back. "We don't want any gaywads here anyway."

With that, the other boys stepped to the side and cleared a path for Laszlo to exit.

Laszlo only made one step for the door before Erogenous sprung forward and dumped the entire pale of dogshit on his head. It knocked Laszlo completely to the ground. He coughed and gagged as the boys howled and danced around him.

"Mother fucker," hissed Laszlo as he tried to wipe the shit from his eyes.

He immediately heard the phrase repeated to him by Joey, who was still tied down, but was now doubled over with laughter. "Mother fucker! Mother fucker!" shouted Joey as he pissed his pants. "Holy shit, mother fucker!"