[MIXMASTA P WROTE] Upon hearing J-Bird proclaim that one's name evolves over time, Thurston began to ponder how his lack of pigment had impacted the evolution of his own name. He clumsily poured his 7th or 8th glass of port into what he affectionately called "The Mommy Cup"--a round bottomed cup with a nipple shaped drinking surface. Something about holding the Mommy Cup soothed his albino skin.